Surviving Motherhood

Motherhood is a beautiful disaster. One minute, you’re soaking in the sweet cuddles; the next, you’re stepping on Legos, breaking up sibling wars, and reheating your coffee for the third time. If you’ve ever locked yourself in the bathroom for a moment of peace—this book is for you.

“Surviving Motherhood” is not your typical parenting guide. It’s the real, raw, and ridiculously funny survival manual every mom needs. Packed with sarcastic humor, practical coping tips, and honest truths about parenting, this book helps you embrace the chaos, set boundaries without guilt, and find joy in the everyday mess.

Inside, you’ll discover:

✅ The truth about the “perfect mom” myth (spoiler: she doesn’t exist)

✅ How to function on caffeine, chaos, and coping mechanisms

✅ The fine art of selective hearing (because kids never stop talking)

✅ Why saying “no” without guilt is a superpower

✅ How to find small joys even when life feels like a circus

This book is a reminder that you don’t have to be perfect—you just have to survive (and laugh along the way). Whether you’re a new mom drowning in diapers or a seasoned parent battling tween attitude, this guide is your go-to sanity saver.

 Because when all else fails, there’s always coffee.

📖 Grab your copy now and survive motherhood—one meltdown, one laugh, and one deep breath at a time.